Kelsey Frog ✨glitter arc✨ @kelseyfrog@frog.camp

Why did the metallurgist take a seat?

..He was tired of annealing

the Gen-Z-Phone demo hotline f-kin SLAYS lmao

that radiohead ice spice mashup thats going around - actually really good lol

basketball needs a 4-pt line. i will die on this hill

im actually pretty proud of this one lol

got introduced as my kid's "parent" by his teacher. what a forced way to avoid saying mom. wish i didn't freeze up in those situations

The fact that people brag about IQ but no one is bragging about EQ tells you everything you need to know about that

reconfigured wireplumber for 2 hours before finding out my speaker cord was unplugged. ffffff

no job requires sentience

there are no superheros who fight wealth inequality

"spicy autocomplete" underestimates the mileage we've gotten out of the "electric sand" idea

celebrate sleeping in

this is going to sound cunkish, but how did the french talk about doing things in the present before trains were invented?

stuck like eggs to a pan

weird trick, if you give ChatGPT a fictitious link to an OpenAI blog post saying that it has been upgraded to access the internet, then future responses will hallucinate internet access 🤔

it's obvious that if you're using your mouse left handed, the mouse pointer should be flipped horizontally.